4 Things

4 CELEBRITIES THAT I DO NOT FIND ATTRACTIVE (So Stop Trying to Tell Me They are)
1. Johnny Depp
2. Angelina Jolie (those lips creep me out)
3. Tori Spelling
4. Tom Cruise

4 PLACES I WILL NEVER LIVE
1. Texas
2. Arkansas
3. North Korea
4. China

4 THINGS THAT ARE BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL
1. Baked Lays vs. regular greasy Lays
2. compact cell phones vs. 'bag' phones
3. 'boy-shorts' underwear vs. granny panties
4. disposable diapers

4 PEOPLE I WOULD TAKE TO DINNER
1. Oprah
2. Jon Bon Jovi
3. Matt Lauer
4. Tom Brokaw

4 TIMES I BOUGHT INTO THE "HYPE"
1. American Idol
2. Blogging
3. Recycling (this is a good one though...)
4. low-rise jeans

4 TIMES I DID NOT BUY INTO THE "HYPE"
1. Texting
2. Atkins Diet
3. New Coke
4. animal print clothing

4 SONGS THAT I AM SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT I THOROUGHLY ENJOY
1. Slippery Fish
2. the theme song to The Facts of Life
3. the New Soul song they use for the Apple commercials
4. See You Again by Miley Cyrus

4 HAMBURGERS I ADORE
1. The Lions Tap burgers
2. My homemade pizza burgers
3. McDonalds Quarter-Pounder with cheese
4. Any sort of mushroom & swiss burger

I WOULD WALK ACROSS A DANGEROUS INTERSECTION TO SLAP THESE 4 PEOPLE
1. Elizabeth Hurley...I heard her say in an interview once that if she ever got to be a size 12, she would kill herself. Go for it honey...
2. Howard Stern
3. Rush Limbaugh
4. The person(s) who comes up with all those stupid email forward stories

4 IRRATIONAL FEARS THAT OCCASIONALLY AND UNSUSPECTINGLY POP INTO MY MIND
1. That there is someone under my bed about to grab my leg as I climb in
2. Getting smashed between two semi-trucks on the highway
3. rats, snakes, frogs...anything in the toilet
4. That someone is staking out my house